Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Spelling Homework


Tonight while I was helping my 7 year old with her spelling homework:

#1: How do you spell “squares?”

Me: S-Q…

#1: U comes next, ‘cause Q and U are like, best friends…kinda like Britney Spears and Paris…

Me: {astonished} Hilton? {#1 nodding} Britney Spears and Paris Hilton!?! Who told you that?

#1: It was on the news.

Me: {uncontrollable loud laughter} Do you even know who those girls are?

#1: {nods and shrugs} Your hat fell off.

Me: You’re such a girl.

I honestly don’t know when she was watching the news—I haven’t even watched the news in the past couple days. I thought all she watched was PBS…I guess I don’t know it all! Is this true? Are B & P tight like that? I’m guess I’m not on top of my celebrity gossip.


Anonymous said...

I had to laugh at this one. I am addicted to my People Magazine. I read it cover to cover and noone...I mean noone...can look at it before me. And yes P&B are best buds these days. Did you have the Today Show? I remember hearing about it on that show I think this morning. Very funny!!

Anonymous said...

That is so hilarious! I'm totally out of it...I thought P&B hated each other...or maybe that was N&P...anyway, that was funny!

Kara said...

I didn't think they were that good of friends! And I didn't think the real news talked about that stuff. Maybe she was watching Entertainment Tonight on NBC around 6pm while you're trying to finish up dinner and say hello for the first time to your husband.

Anyways, I really like that new journal, the one with the key on it.

jamiesoucy said...

Oh man- I am so glad that you have this blog to write all the funny things that your kids say!!! Kiss them all for me! I hope you guys had a good Thanksgiving!

Abby said...

Oh B. Yes, they're suddenly B.F.F. But if you want my opinion, Brittany's rebounding and Paris is "slummin" bc--I dunno--it's the new black! If you ask me it seems a bit irresposible for someone involved in such a public custody battle...poor kids, I kinda wish Madonna would adopt them. And THAT's sad.

Krista said...

This is amazing! The whole thing- the blog entry and all of the freaking hillarious comments. I didn't know about P&B being BFFs. However, they definatley DO talk about this nonsense on the real news because the other day I was watching FOX news and they had a 20 minute long discussion about whether Brit and JT should get back together- OH BROTHER! First of all- he has a girlfriend (as lame as she may be) second of all- I didn't turn it to FOX news to listen to this crap. That is too funny!